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Silent Barter

Take a look at your salt shaker the next time you sit down at the dinner table. Or the canister of Morton’s Salt in your cupboard. Now take a gander…

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Riff-Off Artists

Well, I guess I’m “dating” myself with this entry. Many fellow baby boomers (born 1946-1964) will recognize some if not all of these classic rock guitarists, their bands, and the…

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“Ubi Fuisti?”

It was some time in the early 1970s when my brother and his friend rolled into Latin class late. “Ubi fuisti, Court and Charles?” Where have you been? This Latin…

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Paraphrasing GPT

When I come to think about it, probably the one thing I’m most proud of teaching my sixth grade students, those eleven and twelve year old charges of yesteryear, was…

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Stakeless Pitch

Have you ever experienced the ring of a horseshoe? It’s called a “ringer” for a reason. Not only will you hear the unmistaken “ring” of the horseshoe hitting its target,…

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Ballgame Palaver

There is an unspoken rule to watching sports on television with friends: The 80:20 Rule. A National Football League game is 60 minutes long and consists of 15 minute quarters.…

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Mudcrutch Unltd.

“What’s the meaning of this, Private?” The shadows in the tent hung eerily over the live figure of the general. The lone lantern offered little luminescence. There was an incessant…

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